Welp, you know
that stiff neck I encountered at the beginning of the week? I woke up two
days ago and it was worse. Much worse. Every movement I made sent my neck into
spasms of excruciating pain.
I got in the
shower to run hot water over it and decided, while I was in there, I might as
well soap up and wash my hair. Needless to say, washing hair with a stiff neck
is a trying process. Getting the shampoo in my hair was only half the battle.
And don’t even talk to me about trying to get soap out from under my chin.
Glossy hair commercial, it was not.
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Yeah. Not this. |
Anywho, despite how much I despise pain in any form, it was an educational
experience seeing how various individuals acted in response to this event. Let
Expressive Kitty demonstrate:
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Here is a professionally drawn portrait of me with a stiff neck. |
Here were the reactions:
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My Parents both rose to the occasion as Superheroes |
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The guy who picked up my doctor's phone was infuriatingly calm. |
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My lovely friends sent me electronic support. |
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My Heat Pack tried to murder me. |
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My Roommates' Cat was a tad unsympathetic. |
And that was just before I went to
my parent’s house, where I encountered this...
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My Dog was a little too sympathetic... |
Someday, that cat
will love me as much as my dog does.
Since this stiff
neck is completely uncalled for, I would
really like to know the cause. My doctor said that it was probably a result of
me sleeping in a foreign bed while in Boston. Or from sleeping on the bus. Or from sleeping in some sort of
a weird position. My parents think I made it worse by running on a treadmill
the day after it happened and lifting weights. Only I know the truth.
I’m a bit of a
health nut, but not as much as my sister who really, really likes to eat
healthy foods. Foods in which I don’t necessarily indulge, such as Kale. My
first full day in Boston, she and I cooked dinner, which was chicken, noodles,
and a bunch of vegetables. So, naturally, the evidence overwhelmingly leads to
one conclusion: the Kale did it.
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BEWARE. |
This. I am loving the EK impressions. ^^
ReplyDeletelolololol . i love this. btw thanks for not telling me :[
ReplyDeleteLove this ;) very accurate, your kitty is :D
ReplyDelete-Cammy
This is the funniest thing I have ever read.
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