The Many Practical Applications of the Word 'Moose'

I would like to preface this particular blog post by calling attention to the fact that I did not post anything on Friday! GASP! Not to make excuses, but here’s my excuse: I had an event to work at Thursday night and Friday I was too drained to look at my computer screen. For those of you who count on my blog posts to get through the week/weekend, I just want to say I’m so, terribly…concerned for your well-being. 

Anywho, moving right along.

I’ve been thinking a lot about moose. No, not the majestic, antlered creature. I’m talking about the word itself. Moose. Mooooooooose. Moose. It’s such a malleable word, yet it is used so little in the English language. This is why I propose that Expressive Kitty (acting Expressive Moose) lead this word in a linguistic revolution!

Oh, hush, fair moose. 

The word ‘moose’ will soon be used in everyday speech. It will replace dusty old words like ‘bull’ or ‘horse.’ Instead of the tired-out term ‘bullsh**’ the world will soon be using the much more fresh and comical term ‘moosesh**!’ Or, if you want to sound more sophisticated, ‘moose-droppings.’

SEE? IT TOTALLY WORKS!

Now that I’ve proposed my incredible idea,

SHH You've got to make them believe it!

I would like to exhibit the practical applications of ‘moose.’

Exhibit A:

Statement: I didn’t mean to do that!

Response: That is such moosesh**

Exhibit B:

Statement: I really tried this time!

Response: That’s such moose!

And, it doesn’t stop there. More practical applications include:

“Stop mooseing around!”

Mooseing Around: Walking around chewing on grass and making sounds that suggest you’re a congested donkey.

There’s the ever-popular:

“I plural moose you!”

Plural Moose: Meese.

YES IT IS.

This is just the beginning! There are many more applications of ‘moose’ out there. So, join with me my fellow linguistic rebels! Add a little humor to your speech. Put a little sophistication in your insults! Let’s make this one a word for the ages.

Well yes, but that's beside the point..

Note: The word ‘hasenpfeffer’ is also acceptable.