In Honor of the Oscars

So, the Oscars were last night. I thought I should devote a post to them since Expressive Kitty is, like many of the Oscar attendees, a distinguished actor. Although he’s never won an academy award,

he has starred in many films of a notable nature. Take, for example,

The heart-wrenching tale of how one cat risked it all...to save himself.

A light-hearted story about a really annoying feline. 

One cat's quest to make his feet fit.  

In which Expressive Kitty stars as both Romeo...AND Juliet!  

An overpopulation crisis is quickly remedied by our favorite feline. 

And, of course, the family favorite:

Where the only thing in the zoo is this one, tubby lion. 

I do have a bone to pick with many current films, however. One thing I will never understand are their titles. Sure, they’re catchy. Sure, they draw attention. But many of them lead me to believe that the movie plots are completely different from what I later see on screen. Let me demonstrate:

Silver Linings Playbook

Django Unchained

Zero Dark Thirty

Life of Pi

I’m not making any judgments. I’m just saying, we could all be a little more explicit.

In all seriousness, I would just like to express my feelings about last night’s Oscars. The show was incredible. It couldn’t have been any better. I loved the gowns, I loved the suits. I loved the hairstyles and the manicures. The performances were superb and the speakers were sublime.

Oh, who am I kidding? I didn’t watch the thing.