The amount of times I’ve
heard that I 'can’t have my cake and eat it too’ in my life is astounding.
However, I don’t get it. Am I the only one that has an issue with this saying?
You can’t have your cake and eat it too. Of course, I realize that it implies a
person shouldn’t want more out of a good thing, or some such nonsense, but as a
stubborn, cynical baker, it just doesn’t make sense. And, since I realize you’re
all dying to know why, I shall tell you:
Telling me I can't have
my cake and eat it too implies that I can
physically be holding the cake, but can’t eat it. What? Is this a new form of torture!? I can
look at a cake, but I can’t eat it. I can’t even taste the frosting? Just a
little bit off the top, I promise…
IT WAS JUST A QUESTION! |
So, I started
exploring situations in which someone is either given a cake, or makes a cake,
but cannot eat it. I’m going to tell you straight up that these scenarios, to
me, seemed pretty fantastical.
Scenario 1: Something
is living in your cake.
I'm sure frosting can hide the fact that they're extra protein. |
Scenario 2: The cake
is for someone else.
SEE? It doesn't make much sense at all. |
Scenario 3: The cake
is made out of paper mache
Again, frosting works wonders! |
Scenario 4: Your dog
eats your cake.
Fair point. |
Scenario 5: Your
friend eats your cake.
I find eating the cake as soon as it arrives is also an acceptable tactic. |
Scenario 6: You’re on
a diet.
I think cake IS your diet... |
I could go on and on,
but are we getting the general message? If you have a cake, EAT IT! If it’s for
someone else, EAT IT! If it’s made out of something else, cover it in frosting
and EAT IT!
So, you know what,
world? I CAN have my cake and eat it too. In fact, I’m going to go make a cake
right now, just to PROVE to you that I can eat it. HAH!
Good day.
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